Monday, February 28, 2011

You Are Hereby Notified

Please correct errors in this. For discipling those not belonging to a church in our community.


PS: Is this crazy?


You are hereby notified that it has been determined that you will be brought before the Throne of Almighty God, at a time and place of His determination, to answer for every idle word that you have spoken—and all for else in your life. At this time, the sheep will be separated from the goats, some to Heaven, some to Hell, as He will have determined.

It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

To assist you in being in/remaining in the right relationship with the Trinitarian God of the Bible, He has established churches.

We are one church ready, willing, and able, in Christ, to help you in this and in being joyful in the Good News.

We are praying for you now, both specifically and as we pray for all the people of God in Christ Jesus and for all people according to their needs.

We will be contacting you as appropriate.

You may certainly contact us at any time, using any of these options, and others. Phone _____, mail _______, email _______, at the church at this address during these hours _________, at our worship services ______________.

The Lord be with you,

(for ____ church)

1 comment:

  1. I'm not sure what "all for else in your life" means.
    "Contacting you as 'is' appropriate."

    It certainly is an interesting approach. Might be the new "4 Laws", huh?